Letter to penis - tekst i chwyty

Letter to penis

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Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,



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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,



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Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more. 


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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,



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Thats all we needed, to get by.



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Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one  to blame, 

 

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dear Penis,I dont like you any more.



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Dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore,



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Cause when you get to drinkin, You put me places ive never been  before,



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dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore,



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Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,



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Come to terms with truly how we feel



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If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home for ever, 


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dear penis, I think I like you after all.



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Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.

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